WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a bunch? Spill the beans. We can't have you bottling it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a burger and you can chat us all about it. No criticizing here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could snap any second